Saturday, May 23, 2009
12:37 AM
FUNNEHS.
This is the Amish computer virus. As we do not have the technology to create an actual computer virus, this works on the principle of trust. Please delete all your files and make your computer crash. Thank you, have a nice day.
"Because you and i are alike. And there will come a moment when you have the chance to show it. To do the right thing."
"I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by."
Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann, POTC, Dead Man's Chest.
"You are Banned from Springfield Museum! You, and your children, and your children's children!
For three months."
The Simpsons
"Don't you trust me?"
"Let's see... on a scale of 1-10, i'd have to say no."
Me and my Dad
"I want steak!"
"I also want steak! The service in this place is terrible."
"You will NOT be tipped!
Me and aforementioned friend.
"No, you don't get it. You think yo9u get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?"
Kakashi.
"He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday."
"They snuck up on me."
"Right. And then they kicked your butt."
"Sneak attacks don't count!"
Katara and Sokka, Avatar.
"You know that secret? The one that wakes you up at night in a cold sweat? The one you think no-one else in the world knows? Well, guess what."
Curiosity flavour text, Magic the Gathering card. (Eight edition)
"Plus, we can ram stuff."
"Ram?"
"Yeah, with the tank."
"With the... tank?"
"You're having an epiphany aren't you?"
"Yes?"
"Let me guess. You don't know what an epiphany is either."
"No?"
Kren and Frep, Turn Signals on a Land Raider
"Honesty is the Best Policy."
"Honesty would get both of us put in a mental asylum."
Emily and Ash, Misfile.
"You have a very weird logic train."
"Logic is for the weak."
So true. Emily and Ash again, Misfile.
"Hey, by the way, i told everyone you were taking care of a sick grandmother over in Fuchsia. Somehow your grandmother died of cancer. I'm sorry."
(Did i mention that you are warped and twisted and- i don't even have a grandmother!)
Brenda and Mewtwo, World on Fire by Kayasuri-n.
"Like i'm going to let my wallet out of my sight. Hey, where's my wallet?"
One of my friends.
"I haven't finished my lunch yet!"
"I'll help you finish!"
Couple of friends.
"I don't expect you to obey my rules, i expect you to die if you disobey them."
"...I think i'm gonna obey your rules."
Me and friend. (IN THAT ORDER.)
"You need to put your HEART and SOUL into your quotes."
"I'd rather put YOUR heart and soul into my quotes. That way, it's your fault if they're rubbish."
Me and friend. Opposite order.
"I'm the bloody god of the pokemon! YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH RESPECT!"
"And i'm immortal. I think i beat death at cards last week."
Eri and the Figure, from The Reversal War Forum.
"Yo mammas so ugly the uchiha clan took one look at her and killed themselves!"
Me. LOL.
"You're gonna hit me if i say that."
"Yes."
"Knowing you, you'll probably hit me anyway."
"(Punches) You know me too well."
Me and aforementioned friend.
"You know what?...woof."
Friend.
"Hey, look! A rectangle!"
A friend.
"You're like a compulsive liar, but with more planning!"
Me, to a friend.
"You can either take the drugs, or you can listen to me give you a long speech convincing you to take the pot."
Robin ignored him, so Louis began.
"I was born in a small log cabin..."
"Oh just give me the damn drugs!"
Robin and Louis in 'A Little Night Music', by srgeman. (LOL)
"The cake is a lie! If the cake is a lie, why is the cupcake a lie?"
"I... don't know..."
"Because it's not made of cups. Ok, if you can get this one, i will actually pay you. Why is the profiterole a lie?"
"Because it's not made of rolls?"
"No."
"Because it's not profitable?"
"Yes!" (Goes to leave)
"Where's my money?
"THE MONEY IS A LIE!" (Runs)
A duck walks into a bar, and says
"You got any grapes?" The barman says
"No, this is a bar." The duck nods, thanks him, and leaves. The next day, he comes back, and asks
"Got any grapes?" the barman gets annoyed.
"I told you yesterday, we don't sell grapes!"
"Oh." says the duck, and he leaves. The next day, he comes back, and asks
"Got any grapes?"
"If you ask that again, i'll nail your beak to the bloody bar!"
The duck runs. The next day, he comes back.
"Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any grapes?"
A friend.
"(singing) Seven days to go, seven days to go, seven days to go until my birthday!"
"There'll be NO days to go until your birthday if you keep singing, because i'll SMACK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK!"
Friend and her little sister.
"Little sis? You're abusive to your LITTLE sis?"
"So would you be if you had to live with her! You'd kill her! Or yourself... or both... say, come stay with us..."
Me and a friend. I don't have a little sister.
"I wanna kill him!"
"Take a number and get in line!"
Me and a friend.
“Happy birthday, Deidara,” said Pein, walking into the room. “Sasori, are you done with the cookies?”
“Almost,” said Sasori, blushing. “There’s a batch in the oven and when those get out, I can put these in.”
He indicated to the cookie dough he was slabbing onto a cookie tray.
“Hurry up, then,” said Pein. “The rest of the Akatsuki want this over with. They’ve got animals to torture, people to kill, lives to ruin.”
Peanut Butter and other Fun Stories, by Saya-Izame-Uchiha27.
"He has his moments of genius. Sometimes he even manages to find the way to his house!"
An enemy of mine, to another.
"Agh! Too many sheets!" (Eats worksheet)
True story. An enemy (Kind of) of mine.
(Doing an impression of Stitch) "I will eat your heart!"
Friend.
"The fable of Sable! I've got to write that... (Thinks) Might need some plot first..."
Me!
"Quote! (Searches pocket for notebook to write it on) DAMN!"
Me again!
"Anyone know any famous vegetarians?"
"Gandhi!"
"Hitler!"
Bill Bailey, Part Troll. Watch it.
"Define a chair."
"Something you... sit on?"
"Define sitting."
"Er... damn" (walks off in a huff)
Me and my friend. (in that order)
"WAIT, WRONG GENOCIDE."
Thorn, on Lolita's forum.
"We must move Forwards! Not backwards, not sideways, not upwards, and definitely not forwards! We must be twirling, twirling, TWIRLING towards freedom."
The Simpsons."
You see a debating oppurtunity... i see a long-overdue graveyard."
Friend.
"Big deal. I walk over Everest every day on my way to school."
"Why don't you walk around it?"
"Can't be assed..."
LOL, friend.
"What do you think would happen if one of those floodlights fell over and crushed an innocent Junior?"
"I'd laugh."
"I wouldn't. I'd take pictures, then laugh."
Me, friend, me.
"And you're worried, not because you're going to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you're afraid those vampires won't approve of you, Correct?"
"That's right."
Edward and Bella, Twilight.
"No, even the IDEA of you not mentioning Metal Gear for a day breaks the fabric of reality."
"True."
Me and a friend with a Metal Gear obsession.
"What happened?" Edward demanded, his voice going flat.
"I punched Jacob." I admitted.
"Good." Edward said bleakly. "Though I'm sorry you're hurt."
Eclipse, Stephenie Meyer.
"Pick up me leg, boy, it fell off."
Friend pretending to be old.
"Hows your psychiatrist?"
"He had to get a psychiatrist."
Me and friend, not in that order.
"(Uncaring) See my caring face."
"Oh my GOD IT'S HORRIBLE!"
Me and Friend, not in that order.
"Let me bring you up to speed. We know nothing. You are now up to speed."
Inspector Clueso in the advert for the Pink Panther 2.
"Should we team up and take over the world?"
"Lets!"
Friend and I.
"I've got a plan!"
"Kill _______?"
"...Forget my plan, yours is better!"
Friend and I.
"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a COMA."
Heard around my school.
"You... you stole my phrase and made it better!"
"I'm an author. It's what i do."
A friend and me.
"No, I'll tell YOU what's low. Shooting your grandmother because she gave you ten-pence under your standard pocket money."
"(Tuts) Grandmothers these days... just can't count."
2 friends. (Lol, damn bad.)
"So, how does that make you feel?"
"I want to bring in a dangerous weapon and kill you."
"Ah. Last day of term?"
"Yuh-huh."
"Could you wait until september?"
"Why?"
"I've got some plans for the holidays."
Me, then a friend.
"Circles! God's answer to... squares!"
A random friend.
:.Afterlife.:
Some of the most beautiful things can be found, if you just know where to look.
Girls Don't realize these things;
I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared
I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
Sweetest Thing; [response to above poem]
When she walks away from you, mad
Follow her
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favourite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favourite movie with her or her favourite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...
Yes there is many people in the world. But god walks beside you always.
My faith: Jesus:
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
Put those which relate to you in bold.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*tch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a wh*re...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a wh*re
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a sl*t.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking wh*re.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible sl*t.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (not in bold, mind you.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be having sex with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a wh*re.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small d*ck.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p*ssy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*tch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b*tch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (It's called manga)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a wh*re myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore, I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*stard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm anti-social, I MUST be forever DAMNED
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile
If you have ever run through your house cackling evilly, because you had a box of your favorite cookies, copy this into your profile
If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the hell of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that if girl ruled the world, then it would be a better place, copy this into your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile! If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do.f you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool, then put this on your profile
:.Afterlife.:
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
9:33 PM
WOW.
Haven't updated in let's see... FOREVER.
Having examinations now, so I'm allowed online for minimal periods of time. And that's used for my F and N project. FORTY PAGES OF THEORY, PEOPLE. Which coursework needs FORTY PAGES OF THEORY!?!?
F and N. That's which coursework =="
YESTERDAY WAS HIBARI KYOYA'S BIRTHDAY!!!
So here's a HAWT picture for ya :D
Hibari's SMOKING hot. Lol.
Listen up, you. if you don't back off my servant and stop threatening me with your idiotic wimpy half-assed hind, I will hurt you. I will KICK you into YESTER-YEAR if necessary, so don't try me. Or Pereira.
Cause unlike you, we CARRY out our THREATS. So watch it. Don't overstep your boundaries. If you ever talk to my... er... servant ever again I will kill you on behalf of Kea.
Do not, under ANY circumstances, try me.
:.Afterlife.:
Sunday, May 3, 2009
10:08 PM
“Itachi-saaaan?”
“What now, Tobi?”
“I have always wondered… What is Kisame-san exactly?”
“…”
“I don’t understand the question.”
“Well, obviously he isn’t a mammal.”
“Why not?”
“He doesn’t give birth to live young.”
“That’s because he’s a male, Tobi.”
“He doesn’t produce milk.”
“That’s also because he’s a male.”
“So males aren’t mammals?”
“Well…"
LOL.
Anyways. Have been busy studying these past few days.
No time to post GAH.
You know, today I witnessed TOTAL EPIC PHAIL.
Like, my friend tried to look cool cause he had a day of sports so he went to the fridge and got out this bottle and he was like, panting and sweaty and everything and I was waiting for him so we could get back to practicing for his competition.
Then he was all trying to look pwnsome, so he lifted the bottle really HIGH.
And discovered the bloody bottle was still capped.
People outside probably heard my laughter from the kitchen.
EPIC PHAIL.
Funnier still, later we took another break and he walk to the fridge and got the same bottle out and UNSCREWED it this time. Then he tilted it up to drink.
Like. Fast. Really fast.
The water went into his nose and I laughed even harder than the first time.
EPIC PHAIL 2!!! AHHAHAHAHAHA.
DEJA VU!! Rofl. Read a fic:
Naruto was so thirsty that he didn’t even bother with being cool and collected. He just took the water bottle from the fridge and started gulping it down. Rivulets of water cascaded from his mouth all over his neck and chest.
Sasuke got a nosebleed.
“No fantasizing over Naruto kun, you perverted freak!” shouted a grown-up and more daring version of Hinata from the kitchen door.
:.Afterlife.:
Monday, April 27, 2009
3:57 PM
OK. This... this is insane. Suddenly Shinn's updating so quickly. Maybe her NewsBlog's gonna get revived again!! HAHA. That would be hilarious. But this time the Scandal's on Bobbi!! Well, her and Mr Baldy. Mr Makoto!!!! HAHA. (Mitsukake is going to HATE me. Bwahahahaha.)
SCANDAL!! Bobbi And Makoto... Year 2's Have It In For Each Other?
Alert, alert!! The Bobbi... THE Bobbi Rei Marcelle Kanazaki, has a thing for Makoto??! Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner for this week's SCANDAL article!!
Makoto, one of our previous Top 10, was booted out at the last minute with Ryosuke Junko, the Kendo Golden Boy and Akido In Charge, taking his place!! A startling discovery was made by your best source of HOT gossip, AKA Shinn Sashiri, Me!
Yesterday, after a day spent with the darling Lena Sasagawa of 2.7, we returned to the room to find evidence of a MALE presence in their shared dorm room!! SCANDALous, much? Ho ho ho ho ho!!! Shinn san decided to ask her a few questions!!
(SS) Shinn Sashiri: So, Bobbi chan, are you attaaaaaaaaaaached?
(BR) Bobbi Rei: Uh. No.
(SS): Are you suuuuuuuuuure you're not attatched??
(BR): Erm... -blushing- (She blushing, everyone!! BLUSHING!! How CUUUUUTE!!)
(LS) Lena Sasagawa: Aww, Bobbi chan, just tell us who it is!!
(BR): Well... it's Makoto.
(SS): Reeeeeeeeeeealllyyy???? That's so cuuuuuuute!!!~~
(BR): I know!! And he's so sweet, like a strawberry. I love him sooo much!!
Aww, could it be our little Tom-boy Bobbi is finally spreading her winds and flying??! With the soaring eagle of success, Makoto Hayate from the same class of 2.7, we can be sure she's going to be in safe hands!!
Makoto Hayate, one of our previous Top 10 as i have previously mentioned, is Captain of the Karate CCA and the proud owner of a Red and Black belt in the arts. His personal motto appears to be "Fight With All Your Heart And Finish The Bloody Race"? Well, that's a rumour anyway. Best not to trust it too much.
Bobbi Rei made a good choice in Makoto, perhaps?
Maybe, only Maybe!!
(Taken by Sheri from Shinn Sashiri's SJS NewsBlog)
:.Afterlife.:
Saturday, April 25, 2009
8:27 PM
Cause I'm here, ready to take it all here
Everything's feeling unclear
I wish it was raining
Cause I hate every beautiful day...
Found something bloody amusing on Shinn Sashiri's blog the other day. she hadn't updated it for a long time, so when i saw this, i was SURPRISED. Seriously. Of all things to update about. She wrote an article titled "THE TOP 5 MOST WANTED BOYS IN SJS!!!"
... Ok, i like magazines, but this, about 4 people i know, it is pretty scary.
THEY DID A PHOTOSHOOT. Holy crap...
Ok, i'll just let you read it now. quite alot, but it's very funny to me. LOL.
The votes are in, honeys!! Thanks for participating in the [Your Top 5 Guys] Poll last week!!!
Introduction to the Top 5 Hottest Men in Demand At SJS!!
The ladies just can't get enough of the following 5 boys: Year 3's Yayoi Mitsuki, Hisagi Rotoko and Kyosuke Junko and Year 2's Mitsukake Tsuki and Hatori Kitsuke!!
We recently took a photoshoot with our Top 10 last week, but for the sake of public embarassment, several have requested not to post the images :( Sorry everyone!! Our stylists from the Fashion Arts Stream were put to the test, and they did a full Hair, Make-up and Clothes makeover for our selected Top 5!!
So ladies (and most probably,) gents!! Here's a glimpse of our awesome and hot Top 5!!!
Name: Yayoi Mitsuki!!
Class: Class 3.1
Council Position: Student Council President.
CCA: In charge of Badminton CCA, Lacrosse CCA and Basketball CCA.
Height and Weight: 181cm, 64.7kg
Looks: Long black hair till mid-back (Rebonded), Jet black eyes, Slim build. (Sounds mean but he has that "frail and sick but TOTALLY HOT" kind of vibe, doesn't he?) Pale Alabaster skin.
Status: TAKEN. (PLEASE, take note. This is important, Yayoi Mitsuki is NOT up for grabs!!)
Photoshot>>>
Hair: Same with 1 thick silver streak and multiple small ones. Tied into low ponytail.
Additional: Silver cat contacts, (And i swear, these look WICKED. And cost a bomb.) silver doctags and Ring with engraved "R" in cursive.
Makeup: Black smoky eyeliner and pale foundation.
Wearing: White and black checkered collar shirt with white sleeveless over-shirt, black tie underneath. Black loose jeans with White black lace boots. Black fedora with white fabric band.
Holding: Single White lily with the stem in his right hand and petals in left.
Name: Hisagi Rotoko!!
Class: 3.7
Council Position: Secretary.
CCA: Soccer, Team Captain.
Height and Weight: 178cm, 66.1kg
Looks: Auburn brown hair (Natural straight and POKE-Y), Dark brown eyes, Fit build due to rigorous exercise. Tanned to SMEXY state.
Status: TAKEN. (Again, take note, Ladies. (and gents?) This one is TAKEN :)
Photoshot>>>
Hair: Stylists decided at the last minute to spike it slightly to encourage his narutal hairstyle of complete and utter MESS, and sprayed the ends a darker shade of brown.
Additional: Black velvet ribbon choker with a "Y" hanging on it.
Makeup: Foundation. That's all.
Wearing: White basic work shirt with brown pinstripes. Black jacket with brown business card slightly showing from breast pocket. Dark brown glossy tie. Black work pants and dark brown work shoes.
Holding: Black tophat with brown fabric band in right hand.
Name: Kyosuke Junko!!
Class: 3.1
Council Position: None.
CCA: Kendo CCA and Akido In Charge.
Height and Weight: 168cm, 57.9kg
Looks: Shoulder-length black hair, natural curl inward. Black eyes with blue contact lenses, very, VERY Fit and muscular build. Fair complexion.
Status: AVAILABLE. (So throw yourself at him, ladies!!) ... (And gents!!)
Photoshot>>>
Hair: Fringe was slicked back for a casual just-out-of-the-showers look with EXTRA strength Gatsby, provided very willingly by Mitsukake Sempai. (???)
Additional: Black spike collar.
Makeup: Foundation and some pale grey eyeshadow.
Wearing: Plain Dark red turtleneck. Black straight cut jeans with red belt and chains, black Converse high tops with red laces.
Holding: Traditional Kendo sword, poised for Over-the-Shoulder cut.
Name: Hatori Kitsuke!!
Class: 2.5
Council Position: Vice Student Council President!!
CCA: In charge of Choir CCA and Drama CCA.
Height and Weight: 172cm, 63.8kg
Looks: Shoulder-length black hair, Natural smooth and straight. Jet black eyes, Slim build. Fair complexion.
Status: TAKEN. (Don't, i repeat, DON'T try. His lover will kill you.)
Photoshot>>>
Hair: Tied back into small 4 cm ponytail, 2 lengths by the sides of his face. One tendril streaked silver.
Additional: Normal Silver contact lenses.
Makeup: Foundation only.
Wearing: Blood red work shirt (tucked into pants) with black tie, black tuxedo jacket. black working pants. Chain runs from button to attachment on breast pocket. Black fedora with red fabric band.
Holding: Blood red single Tsubaki, one hanging by its petals from his mouth.
Name: Mitsukake Tsuki!!
Class: 2.7
Council Position: None.
CCA: Badminton CCA
Height and Weight: 180cm, 65.4kg
Looks: Short black hair with fringe, Untidy. Dark brown eyes, Fit build (from running everyday) Slightly tanned complexion. Has thin rectangle framed tinted spectacles.
Status: AVAILABLE!! (GO GET HIM, Ladies!!) ... (and Gents!!!)
Photoshot>>>
Hair: Slicked back with Gatsby gel for that classic Mafioso look.
Additional: Black tinted rectangle specs with metallic silver frame.
Makeup: Fair foundation with smoky eyeliner and shadow.
Wearing: Pull on Blood red collared long-sleeved base shirt with Italian frill design down front, Black tuxedo jacket on top. (Frills of base shirt barely visible under tux jacket) Black tie and belt, Black working pants and Heeled working shoes.
Holding: A black iPod with red wire, one earphone in his right ear with the other over his left shoulder.
KYAAA!! Now, THIS is the hottest we have EVER seen our boys!! Thanks to the fabulous Media club, pictures are now available. To order, drop by class 3.6 to inform Miyagi Sogetsu. Pictures come in Wallet size, Average photo size, A4 size, and for a beatiful price for your beautiful boys, $9 for POSTER size!! (I need to see Miyagi... I'm a fan of Hot Shot Mitsukake!! Shhh :)
Thank you, Interior Designing Committee, for turning our Photography Studio into a beautiful background for our georgous boys!! We have our Top 5 on thrones, in offices, Parisian streets and night clubs.
Please take into account that our Top 5 are not, in any way, arranged in ascending or descending order. Also, kindly take into account their relationship status before you glomp them. I, Shinn Sashiri, will not be held responsible for any "Accidents" or injuries. Don't say i never warned you!!
(Taken by Sheri from Shinn Sashiri's open-to-school Blog.)
Verse Of The Day:Psalm 50:2-5 (Beauty)
2 From Zion, perfect in beauty,
God shines forth.
3 Our God comes and will not be silent;
a fire devours before him,
and around him a tempest rages.
4 He summons the heavens above,
and the earth, that he may judge his people:
5 "Gather to me my consecrated ones,
who made a covenant with me by sacrifice."
Something's gotta change again
I'm losing, my inspirations gone, oh no oh no
Seeing through some different eyes
I can't find, my medications failed, again again...
Song Of The Day:Hate Every Beautiful Day By Sugarcult.
:.Afterlife.:
Friday, April 24, 2009
9:36 AM
I'm sad to say that i have to waste a post talking about this person, but if i don't let it out, people wouldn't know about what happened yesterday, and i will be pissed about that, too. So, here goes.
Yesterday, after a morning spent mostly in my chair at home, I remembered the need to go get an MC, so i got my lazy ass out my my house and went downstairs to meet some of my friends, who consisted of: Wan, Pereira, Debstaaar, Yi Ting, Phinonia. I went to get an MC, which was surprisingly easy, not that i'd do it for convenience, that's just... you know, wrong ==" Goody two shoes, yeah yeah yeah. Well, got the MC, and went over to the lunching venue to wait for Pereira's friend. He was at Outram Park, mind you, THIRTY minutes after he should have been there, and we yelled at him to get his sorry ass on a cab and over to where we were. GOSH. What the hell is his problem!?!?? Dimwit.
So, after about an hour, we finally got fed up to our limit, and Pereira was all, "Why are we even bothering right now." i was all: "ok, you know what _____, don't come anymore, don't even bother to come any longer, because we're already done with lunch, and whether you come or not, we won't be here." and we literally left the place.
But of course, Pereira being Pereira, just HAD to give him one more shot at proving himself not to be a complete asshead. So we waited till FOUR. FOUR THIRTY, OK. FOUR THIRTY. and then she got a message from him asking her if she could meet him alone.
WHAT A COWARD.
I'm sorry. What is his deal. And she actually went. We walked after her without her knowing.. (Sorry Pereira. Couldn't help it.) And finally, when we caught up, she was at block 92, which was where we were in the first place!! So retarded, made us look like a bunch of idiots running around. And then, the next message was what reeeeeeeeeeeeally pissed me off.
"I'm on the 9th floor" (or something to the effect.)
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THIS IS?!?! SOME KIND OF CHEESY $5 MOVIE WITH NO POPCORN??!?!!? FOR THE LOVE OF TOM DICK AND HARRY, OH MY GOSH.
He really needs to grow a brain. Or buy one. You know those toys like, when you put the thing in water and it expands, yea one of those brains will do. Just A BRAIN will do.
So finally, Pereira got so sick of it she went home. And oh, guess what. 15 minutes later, we found the bloody idiot. Standing next to Phinonia, he was looking at the floor all stupid and sheepish. And i walked up to him and ranted, threw Pereira and Kea's letter at him, snatched the laminated stuff out of his hands and walked home.
"I HAVE BEEN OUT SINCE 3 THIS AFTERNOON. WE ALL HAVE BEEN, WAITING FOR YOU. AND YOU COME LATE. NOT ONLY THAT, YOU MADE US RUN AROUND LOOKING LIKE COMPLETE IDIOTS LOOKING FOR YOU IN THIS ESTATE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, BUT IF YOU EVER MAKE US DO THIS CRAP EVER AGAIN, I SWEAR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPLEEN. NOW GO HOME."Funney moment in MSN!!!
>>>
You're All I Want, You're All I Need, You're Everything, Everything... (Me) says:
HAHAHA
I'M
LAUGHING
SO
HARD
Tonight I'm falling and I can't get up... I need your loving arm's to come and pick me up... says:
Well I'm rewarding her for her maths and stuff
[u][c=9]Kea[/c][/u] [b][c=4]i can't stop loving you[c=1];[/c][/c][/b] (RMK) says:
Smellgood?
What the hell?
You're All I Want, You're All I Need, You're Everything, Everything... says:
MY GUT'S GONNA FALL OUT OF MY ARSE
AHAHAHAHAHA
[u][c=9]Kea[/c][/u] [b][c=4]i can't stop loving you[c=1];[/c][/c][/b] says:
That's really disturbing.
You need me to help you put it back?
Tonight I'm falling and I can't get up... I need your loving arm's to come and pick me up... (Phinonia) says:
I bought wan Kinder Joy
I would gladly bet my life upon it. That the ghost you love, your ray of light,Will fizzle out,Without hope. (Bobbi) says:
OK
Nathan says (Nathan? 0.o):
If your guts fall out of your arse, your arsehole must be very big, yes?
[u][c=9]Kea[/c][/u] [b][c=4]i can't stop loving you[c=1];[/c][/c][/b] says:
Nice one.
:P
I would gladly bet my life upon it. That the ghost you love, your ray of light,Will fizzle out,Without hope. says:
hmm
actually theres an easier ways to get your guts out
Nathan says:
I am overjoyed that I have made the situation a tad more uncomfortable.
And yes Bobbi, please enlighten us.
Tonight I'm falling and I can't get up... I need your loving arm's to come and pick me up... says:
I'm gonna blog!
one moment please
I would gladly bet my life upon it. That the ghost you love, your ray of light,Will fizzle out,Without hope. says:
just insert a scapel or a sharp object into your abdomen and make an incision downwards
then stick your hand inside and
You're All I Want, You're All I Need, You're Everything, Everything... says:
hha
I would gladly bet my life upon it. That the ghost you love, your ray of light,Will fizzle out,Without hope. says:
yank out the intestines
voila!
You're All I Want, You're All I Need, You're Everything, Everything... says:
OK, BOBBI.
WE GET IT.
I would gladly bet my life upon it. That the ghost you love, your ray of light,Will fizzle out,Without hope. says:
job done in less time
=)
Nathan says:
She makes a good point.
[u][c=9]Kea[/c][/u] [b][c=4]i can't stop loving you[c=1];[/c][/c][/b] says:
Lulz.
That's good.
Nathan says:
What have you got to lose, besides the GUT-WRENCHING PAIN, eh?
Get it, Kea?
GUT-WRENCHING?
When you pull out your guts?
Get it..... ???
Tonight I'm falling and I can't get up... I need your loving arm's to come and pick me up... says:
...
Nathan says:
Forget I have ever said anything.
I would gladly bet my life upon it. That the ghost you love, your ray of light,Will fizzle out,Without hope. says:
?
You're All I Want, You're All I Need, You're Everything, Everything... says:
pyon!!
ROFL
[u][c=9]Kea[/c][/u] [b][c=4]i can't stop loving you[c=1];[/c][/c][/b] says:
Yes I get it.
Lulz.
Dude.
Tonight I'm falling and I can't get up... I need your loving arm's to come and pick me up... says:
scary...
You're All I Want, You're All I Need, You're Everything, Everything... says:
HAHAHA
[u][c=9]Kea[/c][/u] [b][c=4]i can't stop loving you[c=1];[/c][/c][/b] says:
Get a grip.
Lulz.
Nathan says:
I appreciate your acknowledgement of my joke.
Saw a site while i was in VE lesson today.
This was the advertisement >>>
Technique and Positions to please your Lover with Multiple Orgasms.
Visit: www.femaleorgasmrevealed.com
...
I don't even know what to say anymore =="
The fact that we were in Values Education lesson just made it HARDER to believe.
:.Afterlife.:
Hibari's SMOKING hot. Lol.
OK. This... this is insane. Suddenly Shinn's updating so quickly. Maybe her NewsBlog's gonna get revived again!! HAHA. That would be hilarious. But this time the Scandal's on Bobbi!! Well, her and Mr Baldy. Mr Makoto!!!! HAHA. (Mitsukake is going to HATE me. Bwahahahaha.)
